Al Smith
Mac Daddy
Now first of all to you dog lovers,I lke dogs.I just don't like the sons of a brick getting in my garbage.
We have a new neighbor,a couple of dogs,on the loose.The danged things get in my garbage,in my garage and just generally make a nuisance of themselves.
Now I could get out the old trusty 12 gauge and give them a load of double ought.That would be mean because as we know dogs will be dogs.
I have a plan, a bit of doggy soup so to speak.We have some nice beef gravey that will be pitched soon.Yum,yum,a canines delight.I think however a bit of exlax along with some super hot habenero sauce should most likely do the trick.That way I should be able to remind fido,both comming and going so to speak to leave my trash alone.
It's the best thing I can come up short of terminal lead poisoning.Anybody got a grander plan?
We have a new neighbor,a couple of dogs,on the loose.The danged things get in my garbage,in my garage and just generally make a nuisance of themselves.
Now I could get out the old trusty 12 gauge and give them a load of double ought.That would be mean because as we know dogs will be dogs.
I have a plan, a bit of doggy soup so to speak.We have some nice beef gravey that will be pitched soon.Yum,yum,a canines delight.I think however a bit of exlax along with some super hot habenero sauce should most likely do the trick.That way I should be able to remind fido,both comming and going so to speak to leave my trash alone.
It's the best thing I can come up short of terminal lead poisoning.Anybody got a grander plan?