I could go on with redneck stories all night being from South Carolina.My wife is more redneck than I am,though I ended up in the ER with a major concussion once and the last thing I remember was saying "hey ya'll watch this!"
It's funny Rotax, that some people think you're exaggerating. There's houses in my hometown that to this day don't have running water. And that's no joke! It's not for poverty, they just don't think they need it.
We had one bathroom in our house torn apart for a re-model and while doing that project they drilled through the shower pan for the upstairs bathroom and as the floor and most of the walls were tile they had to redo all of the tile. We parked our travel trailer in the driveway for a bathroom and I got the redneck jokes like "what's the first thing Hansen does when he has to go to the bathroom? He puts on his coat of course.
I was at this guys farm house one time, and in the kitchen they had several fly traps, the ones that you hang and pull down to expose a sticky surfce. Anyway, every trap had every possible exposed surfce covered by a fly, and in some spots it looked like they were two or three deep.
Even as full as they were they didn't take them down, like they were some kind of redneck decoration.
Not really a joke, but I'll never forget that.
Have you noticed that even the 'experts' on Survivorman go without food for days on end?
The one lesson I took away with me from watching that show was that you MUST start eating right away.
If you wait until you are so hungry that that disgusting bug looks appetizing, you will be too weak to survive another day.
So, if you are ever in a remote area and your plane crashes, start eating your dead fellow passengers right away. Yumm!