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I get thorns more than splinters. Sometimes it takes awhile til I even know they're there. It'll pus up as the skin tries to eject it, and it hurts when you bump it on something. Popping them like zits is extremely satisfying. Dig a little hole on top of the bump, squeeze hard, and a thorn pops out. Might be better than bubblewrap :^D
 
I get little metal slivers all the time, best way I've found is to scrape the skin with a knife blade. It'll usually catch the tail and pull them out, without all the cutting and digging. I usually force myself to wear gloves, but I'm still taking them off for certain tasks, and invariably I'll find something sharp to cut myself on. All thread is probably the worst (followed closely by unistrut), razor sharp little hook if they didn't debur it, and they often don't. I never understood why people wouldn't take 2 seconds to take a couple licks with a grinder or file so someone doesn't bleed from their work, but thus is life.
 
I have tweezers that are sharp as a pin. They do double duty. They work well for getting under ticks bodies for pulling them off also.

Squeezing them out is about half the time for me. Under the nail are the worst ones. Dam Japanese.
 
I’m back. So much has changed in my life. I’m now the father of two adult college student sons, they went and grew up! I grew older, which beats the alternative as my father was fond of saying. “Blowing smoke up one’s arse.” Comes from 16th-17th Century English practice of using tobacco smoke and a bellows inserted in the rectum of a drowning victim as a means of resuscitation. Hence the expression used to express disdain for false compliments stems from well intended albeit ineffective methods of life saving.
 
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