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Whutta maroon.

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Kinda harsh!

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:lol:

If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you own a Justin Bieber album, white Oakley's, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit:
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fence line do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?

If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR CAR.
 
I do miss the nudie calendars, the world was a better place with the occasional boob in the workplace. Political correctness is ruining life. We used to have a tool store that actually showed up on jobsites with a monster truck and "models" in swimsuits who handed out waters and tee shirts. Made work almost tolerable lol
 
My mate used to work in a printshop, every time I went in there the walls were plastered with porn, looked like a butchers back room.

Then one day the boss came in and (as a couple of girls had started work there) said it all had to come down. My mate said there was hardly a murmur, they all knew it was too much.

I don’t really get the nudey calendar thing these days, before porn became widespread on the internet I could understand the naughty thrill of seeing a good looking girl in her birthday clothes, these days it seems a little dated.
 
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