Random intoxicated thoughts... possibly nsw

[Steve Mack]

Why is it that some things just won't work until you swear at them?

 

[MasterBlaster]

I think it's a rule, somewhere!

 

[Tree09]

That or hold your mouth just right...

 

[MasterBlaster]

That mouth thing is REAL!!!

 

[flushcut]

Why is it that some things just won't work until you swear at them?

Was it the swearing or the hitting it with a hammer.

 

[Steve Mack]

Hammers are for outside, luckily.

 

[Jonny]

Cup holders are cups for cups.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Deep shit, bro.

 

[Fiddler]

Just because the milk ended up down in the cupboard & the dog food was in the refrigerator does not mean I can't multi-task...

 

[Tree09]

Hahahahaha

 

[Stumpshot]

Was it the swearing or the hitting it with a hammer.

It's because obviously the thing is stupid and can only understand four letter words. Can't use too high a vocabulary on stupid.

 

[Fiddler]

 

[Jonny]

Your bellybutton is your old mouth.

 

[Tree09]

How true....

 

[Mellow]

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

 

[SeanKroll]

Why would they?


That was a punchline to a riddle, basically.

 

[Jonny]

If you were born feet first, that means you briefly wore your mom like a hat.

 

[flushcut]

Damn that's funny!

 

[vharrison]

Unless you are the mom, lol

 

[Jonny]

Treehouses are the ultimate insult to trees.
“ I killed your friend, here hold him for a while.”

 

[Mick!]

You don’t actually wash your hands, they wash each other, while you watch them, like a psycho.

 

[Frankie]

Too bad the “one hand washes the other” philosophy has apparently gone the way of the dodo ... It seems that nowadays everyone has their hand out and it’s “me , me , me” ... I never had a problem helpin folk that wanna work and share the wealth accordingly , however reciprocation is a word folk need to remember : You keep taking and taking without giving back well one day your outstretched hand is going to find a giant turd in it instead of $$$

 

[Mick!]

Wrong thread Frankie.

Talk about not reading the room!

 

[Frankie]

Va ti fare cuire un oeuf !

 

[Jonny]

Egg salad is still chicken salad.