A single line of wisdom

Hey girl.
Good to hear from you.

Woops, that was two lines.
 
When someone's bragging about how much money they've got (or made), cut that figure in half then divide it by two for the real figure.
 
Not quite a one liner,

Don't judge me cause I'm quiet: no one plans a murder out loud.
 
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You don't stop doing things because you get old, you get old because you stop doing things.
 
Wisdom is what you're left with after you forget all the non-sense you've been taught.
 
Don't worry that the man down the street charges less. He knows better than you the value of his goods or services. {Paraphrased from A. Lincoln I believe.}
 
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