Spellfeller
Clueless but careful
Good one, Peter!
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bstewert
TreeHouser
MasterBlaster
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Dave Shepard
Square peg, round world.
I grew up with labs, but my sister has border collies and a note heeler now. Really like the bc's.
bstewert
TreeHouser
Maybe the pic was photoshopped.
Steve Mack
Life Member.
If you don't watch tv you won't get it.
MasterBlaster
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Hahaha, that's pretty good!
FireFighterZero
Captain Zero!
That is good. I can hear the sound now.......
This pic is not a joke or funny............
This pic is not a joke or funny............
FireFighterZero
Captain Zero!
MasterBlaster
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sotc
Dormant hero!!
> Each Friday night after work, sun, snow or rain, Jack, being a Newfie, would
> fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak.
>
> But, all of Jack's neighbours were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they
> were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the
> grilled moose steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
> that they finally talked to their priest.
>
> The priest came to visit Jack, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
> After several classes and much study, Jack attended Mass,and as the priest
> sprinkled holy water over him, he said:
> "You were born a Protestant and raised a Protestant,but now you are a
> Catholic."
>
> Jack's neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
> wonderful aroma of grilled moose filled the neighbourhood.
> The priest was called immediately by the neighbours,and, as he rushed into
> Jack's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> watched in amazement.
>
> There stood Jack, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
> sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz
> born a moose, you wuz raised a moose, but now you is a codfish."
>
> fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak.
>
> But, all of Jack's neighbours were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they
> were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the
> grilled moose steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
> that they finally talked to their priest.
>
> The priest came to visit Jack, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
> After several classes and much study, Jack attended Mass,and as the priest
> sprinkled holy water over him, he said:
> "You were born a Protestant and raised a Protestant,but now you are a
> Catholic."
>
> Jack's neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
> wonderful aroma of grilled moose filled the neighbourhood.
> The priest was called immediately by the neighbours,and, as he rushed into
> Jack's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> watched in amazement.
>
> There stood Jack, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
> sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz
> born a moose, you wuz raised a moose, but now you is a codfish."
>
FireFighterZero
Captain Zero!
Thats a good one!
Especially being sort of a lapsed Catholic!
Especially being sort of a lapsed Catholic!
MasterBlaster
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MasterBlaster
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FireFighterZero
Captain Zero!
Bout damn time. I could get behind a mission to Mars.
We need to do some cool shit again as a country.
We need to do some cool shit again as a country.
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
Nah, we don't need to go to Mars.
But the do shit as a country is for sure sweet...
But the do shit as a country is for sure sweet...
Even a commie like me could get behind that.
They should never have abolished the space programme.
Ther used to be this thing about people being able to remember what they were doing when JFK was shot.
I can't.
But I sure as shit remember what I was doing, when you put Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Watching it!
Despite the effing time difference.
They should never have abolished the space programme.
Ther used to be this thing about people being able to remember what they were doing when JFK was shot.
I can't.
But I sure as shit remember what I was doing, when you put Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Watching it!
Despite the effing time difference.
Stig, I was drinking a Rhinelander beer after removing a tree along Giant City blacktop south of Carbondale, IL. He had a new color TV. I was in my last quarter of my Forestry degree at Southern Illinois. Classes were Shakespeare and Plant Physiology.
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FireFighterZero
Captain Zero!
I have a spider living in my bathroom.
We get on pretty well.
