The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Spellfeller]

Good one, Peter!

 

[Fiddler]

 

[bstewert]

 

[stig]

Took some work to make that picture happen.
One thing I noticed, there is not a single of those dogs, that I'd want to have.
One sure cues into a particular kind of dog, eh?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Polite dogs!

 

[Dave Shepard]

I grew up with labs, but my sister has border collies and a note heeler now. Really like the bc's.

 

[bstewert]

Maybe the pic was photoshopped.

 

[Steve Mack]

If you don't watch tv you won't get it.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Hahaha, that's pretty good!

 

[FireFighterZero]

That is good. I can hear the sound now.......


This pic is not a joke or funny............

 

[FireFighterZero]

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[sotc]

> Each Friday night after work, sun, snow or rain, Jack, being a Newfie, would 
> fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak.
> 
> But, all of Jack's neighbours were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they 
> were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the 
> grilled moose steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful 
> that they finally talked to their priest.
> 
> The priest came to visit Jack, and suggested that he become a Catholic. 
> After several classes and much study, Jack attended Mass,and as the priest 
> sprinkled holy water over him, he said:
> "You were born a Protestant and raised a Protestant,but now you are a 
> Catholic."
> 
> Jack's neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the 
> wonderful aroma of grilled moose filled the neighbourhood.
> The priest was called immediately by the neighbours,and, as he rushed into 
> Jack's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and 
> watched in amazement.
> 
> There stood Jack, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully 
> sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz
> born a moose, you wuz raised a moose, but now you is a codfish."
> 

 

[FireFighterZero]

Thats a good one!

Especially being sort of a lapsed Catholic!

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[MasterBlaster]

No love?

 

[FireFighterZero]

Bout damn time. I could get behind a mission to Mars.

We need to do some cool shit again as a country.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Nah, we don't need to go to Mars.

But the do shit as a country is for sure sweet...

 

[stig]

Even a commie like me could get behind that.
They should never have abolished the space programme.

Ther used to be this thing about people being able to remember what they were doing when JFK was shot.
I can't.
But I sure as shit remember what I was doing, when you put Neil Armstrong on the moon.

Watching it!

Despite the effing time difference.

 

[Underwor]

Stig, I was drinking a Rhinelander beer after removing a tree along Giant City blacktop south of Carbondale, IL. He had a new color TV. I was in my last quarter of my Forestry degree at Southern Illinois. Classes were Shakespeare and Plant Physiology.

 

[MasterBlaster]

So misunderstood...

.

 

[FireFighterZero]

I have a spider living in my bathroom.

We get on pretty well.

 

[Fiddler]

I have several glass spiders I let hang in the corners around here...the others not.

 

[MasterBlaster]

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[Fiddler]