The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[lxskllr]

 

[gf beranek]

I was expecting something different.

 

[Underwor]

Me too Gerry.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[BlackSmith]

 

[stig]

Looks like something from the old Top Gear.

 

[Bermy]

How about the van that ran into the diggers bucket! Crunch!

 

[flushcut]

The death certificate reads: decapitation by excavator bucket whilst playing vehicle soccer.

 

[gf beranek]

Gladiators

 

[Bermy]

He'd be a candidate for an episode of Stupid Deaths on 'Horrible Histories'
PS if you've never seen this UK kids show...it's a hoot!!

 

[lxskllr]

 

[Czed]

 

[gf beranek]

As I recall, silly blond jokes got their start in the late 1970's.

Faded for a while.

Next thing you know it'll be jokes about Islamic Jihadist priests!

I always like a good joke. The more respectful the better.

 

[Czed]

 

[gf beranek]

Aint that the truth!

God bless the Farmer.

I worked the fields and orchards in the 50's and 60's. Got my SSI card and started paying taxes.

On a good day, sun up to sun down, I'd make $20. minus taxes. I was rolling in dough. A pair of Levi's cost only $5.

And a case of domestic brew only $1.25.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[stig]

I can only speak for my own country: that is bullshit.
NEVER encountered that phrase.

 

[lxskllr]

From the forum I got it from...

I can confirm the Danish one.

Det rager mig en papand.

:shrugs:

edit:
google translate doesn't do anything with "papand", so I dunno. Typo?

 

[stig]

"Det rager mig en papand"..............................but of course!
Sorry,my mind simply couldn't translate a cardboard duck to a " Papand".
What with me being a country boy and that being inner København slang.

My fault entirely.

Too bad there isn't a Swiss one, I could get all worked up about, too.

 

[lxskllr]

Is "papand" a good word? Could you break it apart for me?

 

[stig]

cardboard duck.
Something my parents would have said.
Last time I heard it was in the 70es.

 

[lxskllr]

Got it. papir+and according to google.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[frans]

Okay so I am a bit bored today lol 🤪

 

[stig]

Not funny at all, except maybe to a teenager.
We do have female members in the 'House.