At dinner the kid was ignoring her broccoli so grabbed an oak tree shaped piece a proceeded to fall it with a mini-imaginary chainsaw. I then hauled the pieces around the house(plate) to the front yard where I tossed the tree into my chipper(mouth) and disposed of it noisily. Wouldn't you know it another tree service showed up across the street(table) and started to remove trees in a similar fashion. I chipped up(ate) so many trees(broccoli) that I though I'd puke. The other tree service was matching me tree for tree, so I had to keep going.