Well, I am sitting in my Cadillac, reading the Wall St. Journal and what did I see?
A shiny new I Pod laying in the street, when I bent down to pick it up I split the back of my Armani suit.
As I walked back to my car, sloshing my Crocs down the sidewalk, I thought to myself how great a steak from Applebee's would be tonight.
Ah, frig it I am going home tonite and I will unwind with Johnny Walker.
Hmm, maybe in the morning I will eat at Bob Evans.