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[stig]

Probably a few lions in Africa that want you.

How can you be shit scared of bears and like lions?

Lions are like WAY scarier than bears.
Ever seen one of those things accelerate.

Look at this one outrunning a cheetah:

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And you want that for a pet

 

[MasterBlaster]

Not that one - one I raised from a cub.

Didn't think that needed an explanation.

 

[Mellow]

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[MasterBlaster]

 

[flushcut]

I love Ozzy Man! "laying bricks on some cunts house"

 

[Steve Mack]

Gotta be faked.
No way you can get that kind of distance on an empty bottle.

Try it in high heels, she get's it but I wonder how many times they tried.

Sorry, can't embed it I keep getting that error code.


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[Steve Mack]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Those type vids never embed. I've a feeling that one was staged.

Nice gams!!!

 

[squisher]

 

[MasterBlaster]

You'll never get drunk drinking like that!

 

[squisher]

 

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[MasterBlaster]

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[Steve Mack]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Free bike and firewood!!!

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[MasterBlaster]

I want one!

 

[Burnham]

A Bozo the Clown punch doll on steroids??? Not me.

I think an all terrain Segway would beat that by miles .

 

[MasterBlaster]

No, that's just a big toy to frig around in for a few minutes. Guarantee you I could have some fun with it!

Then, I'd jump on my Segway!!!

 

[Burnham]

If only we were billionaires, eh?

 

[MasterBlaster]

A million would suit me just fine!

 

[flushcut]

A hundred grand would be cool by me.