Tree Haiku

[Mr. Sir]

Wifebeater and shorts
No water, no lunch, no brains
Another new hire

So funny... and SO TRUE.

 

[Drella]

-High within the stands

Between thought and expression

Glassy eyed, pleasant

 

[Frans]

Glassy eyed, pleasant
Breeding children by the pound
soccer mom and kids

 

[ChuckR]

In all my travels
The two things my eyes scout for
Are trees and water

Bears repeating.

 

[Drella]

-Busting ass, sweaty

Client requests from behind

While you are here

 

[Frans]

"client requests from behind"? "Spooning men"?


Drella, oh so weird
Womens love is like the dawn
man love is so wrong

 

[Paul B]

hahahaha! Frans, you're killing me!

 

[Drella]

"client requests from behind"? "Spooning men"?

Yeah,, I guess you're right, the Haiku did sound kinda gay.... But hey, you took it there..


-Tired, end of day

Do you want to climb one more

My boss is a turd.

 

[hmm]

the pantini is set
the rope dangles below me
dang it will not move

 

[hmm]

men spooning ice cream
drizzled with hot chocolate
women do like both

 

[Drella]

Sledge, wedge crushing blow

Splintering wood, creaking Oak

Ground shakes, neighbors stare.

 

[Jamin Mayer]

You all are too advanced for me. I don't think I can be that creative or disciplined to follow the rules.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Rules? 5, 7, 5?

How complicated is that?

 

[Jamin Mayer]

It's coming up with the syllables and making sense of it all.

 

[MasterBlaster]

The dickins you say.
It's just words put together.
Just think of the wurdz.

 

[Jamin Mayer]

Son of a biscuit!
I think I can do this game!
I'm not dumb after all!

 

[Drella]

close veeeeeeerrry close

 

[Jamin Mayer]

Damn! I'm dumb. I should have stuck with first instinct.

"After" is 2 syllables

 

[Jamin Mayer]

Son of a biscuit!
I think I can do this game!
I'm not dumb after all!

Son of a biscuit!
I think I can do this game!
I'm not a dumb a$$

 

[Jamin Mayer]

That's it... I retire.

 

[Frans]

Jamin:You all are too advanced for me. I don't think I can be that creative or disciplined to follow the rules.

Too advanced for me
Creative and disciplined
Can't follow the rules

 

[hmm]

throw in the towel
never say never again
Jamin just did it