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gf beranek
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Is there a sequel to it?
MasterBlaster
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Not that I know of.
Doing quite well on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Mick from Dublin arrived at the final question.
Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, informed him, "You've got only one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you risk it all for one million euros?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
Tarrant asked, "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?"
The screen showed the possibilities as Tarrant read them off:
A) Sparrow
B) Thrush
C) Magpie
D) Cuckoo
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick. "I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin."
Mick waited patiently as the call went through. Mick greeted his friend and repeated the question.
"Fookin' hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple, it's a cuckoo!"
Mick asked, "Are you sure?"
"I'm fookin' sure," Paddy shot back.
The call disconnected, and Mick told Tarrant, "I'll go with D, the cuckoo, as my answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Tarrant.
"Dat it is," answered Mick.
There was a very long pause, and then Tarrant screamed with a flourish, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won one million euros!"
When Mick got home, he invited Paddy to the pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy. How in heaven's name did you know it was da cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
“Because," Paddy replied, "he lives in a fookin' clock!"
Doing quite well on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Mick from Dublin arrived at the final question.
Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, informed him, "You've got only one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you risk it all for one million euros?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
Tarrant asked, "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?"
The screen showed the possibilities as Tarrant read them off:
A) Sparrow
B) Thrush
C) Magpie
D) Cuckoo
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick. "I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin."
Mick waited patiently as the call went through. Mick greeted his friend and repeated the question.
"Fookin' hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple, it's a cuckoo!"
Mick asked, "Are you sure?"
"I'm fookin' sure," Paddy shot back.
The call disconnected, and Mick told Tarrant, "I'll go with D, the cuckoo, as my answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Tarrant.
"Dat it is," answered Mick.
There was a very long pause, and then Tarrant screamed with a flourish, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won one million euros!"
When Mick got home, he invited Paddy to the pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy. How in heaven's name did you know it was da cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
“Because," Paddy replied, "he lives in a fookin' clock!"
Dave Shepard
Square peg, round world.
pantheraba
More biners!!!
OK...that is officially funny!!!!!
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BlackSmith
Uncivil
Brian... heh
treebilly
Student of the Jedi. OH-7106A
Can you make that his new avatar?
SkwerI
Treehouser
Hilarious! 
MasterBlaster
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It needs at least a rope hanging down!
Steve Mack
Life Member.
BlackSmith
Uncivil
Nail on the head and all that...
Steve Mack
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BlackSmith
Uncivil
Preach it brother...
MasterBlaster
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pantheraba
More biners!!!
Welder....
MasterBlaster
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pantheraba
More biners!!!
I heard the "bong"...was that a Congo drum????? Hilarious!
MasterBlaster
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It looked like one of those!
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SeanKroll
Treehouser
LOL!!!!!
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