I was paddling the Cheat river once, and came around a bend fairly quick. There were a couple guys I was with in a small eddy in the middle of the river, and I was coming right for them. I'm cranking back on my paddle, and putting everything I have into it. I came to a stop a couple feet in front of the rock they were behind, and ferried around them. When I got the boat stopped, one of them said I must have hydraulic brakes. Gave a polite chuckle, and went on with my day. Literally years later I was thinking about it, and thought "Heh... hydraulic brakes cause I was on a river :^D "
What's the longest it's taken you to get a joke?
What's the longest it's taken you to get a joke?