EXPERIENCED ROPE MAN WANTED IN HUMBOLDT COUNTY CA
That Tree Guy seeks, patient worker who can show up early, and wait for me to get out of the shower while you load the days gear,
you must be a mind reader and know what we need, or you'd better be able to pack everything quickly, and know where it all is
must be able to spot thru binoculars to see if the truck scales are open on the highway , must be good at navigating rural roads to bypass said chp officers at said scales
once on job site, rope man, will guide me as back the chip truck into clients property, fuel saws , carry all my gear to the tree, while i b.s. with the client about nothing of importance to the job
must be competent at setting up rigging devices by ones self, because i will still be b.s. ing
once all the gear is prepared i will run over and climb the tree, and yell for you to send me everything i didnt want to pack up with me.
ROPE MAN MUST BE ABLE TO SEND UP SINGLE CIGARETTE AND LIGHTER WITHOUT CAUSING DAMAGE TO THE CIGARETTE
helpful if you can catch the lighter if i throw it out of the tree
it is once again important to be a mind reader again, because i will yell heads up, precisely as the limb leaves the canopy, leaving you little to no time to escape its fall
must be a good spotter to help be the climbers eyes, and point out, any odd ball flags or errant limbs protruding from the canopy.
must be able to let roped limbs fall clear of climber to avoid an obscenity laced tirade that may be directed at you or any one in your general area
note it helps to be deaf or to have prior corrections officer or military training to be able to ignore the random shit i will say to you during the day
must be able to keep all brush stacked, drug, and chipped, at all times,
saws are to be gassed and sharp at all times,
if you are a smoker that is ok, our company does offer smoke breaks, as long as you can rake and smoke at the same time
lunch breaks are provided, as long as they dont interfere with the days work being accomplished.
it would also help to have night vision because the crew will be under staffed and you will be finishing in the dark.
Trucks are to be dumped and gassed as soon as possible upon arrival in the yard,
any deficiencies to be corrected before the next work day begins
requires 1,000,000.00 liability and personal disability policy for consideration for this position.
basically i will work you like a slave, treat you like a convict and expect you to smile about it, take it, and ask for more.
pay starts at min wage, or, d o e
how's that for for truth in advertising