A couple of years back we did a major landclearing project.
Had our usual forwarder guy in to pile everything up, didn't bother turning any into firewood, simply Biomass chipped the whole lot.
Came to somewhere around 1000 tonnes of biomass, if I remember right.
We had one of the big chipping companies come in and run it through their truck mounted 700 HP chipper.
The day they were chipping I got an SMS from the guy in charge of their chipping departnent; no text, just a picture of a basketball size rock, being held by the chipper crane.
So I posted back: " Whew, good deal you caught that one in time"!
Well, they didn't.
It went into the chipper, broke all anvils and knives and did damage for almost 10 grand.
Not my problem, I didn't own or run the forwarder, so I just passed it on to him.
Imagine the noise.
Must have sounded like they'd just fed the front of the USS Nimitz into the chipper.
