The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Fiddler]

 

[Fiddler]

 

[lxskllr]

Good luck with those turn signals...

 

[flushcut]

Ha! That’s gotta be pretty satisfying when chunks of wood are flying around from throwing axes

It is! At first you're happy just hitting the target and sticking an axe. Then a fleeting sadness when your new target cracks. Then the inner viking comes ALIVE with a blood lust to destroy and conquer, delighting in the carnage left by your mighty axe throw at distance. You run around changing target rounds, switching throwing hands, envisioning the kill that was the poor soul of a home invader, and stand victorious over the slain. Or thats how I envision myself. Disclaimer: beer may have been involved.

 

[treebilly]

No. I’m pretty sure beer was involved. Funny thing is my rounds survive. I figure every thing around them must’ve been the “bad guys”

 

[Burnham]

Yup, might of been...

 

[Mick!]

 

[Fiddler]

Card my Sister gave me this am:

"4 out of 5 people receive money in their birthday card"
"Happy Birthday #5!"

 

[lxskllr]

Wanna see something terrifying?

https://v.redd.it/5nin6uhhpq851/DASH_480?source=fallback

 

[Underwor]

My sister's birthday card to me: What do old cowboys wear boxers or briefs?

Depends

 

[Jonny]

 

[lxskllr]

Larry outdid that years ago:

1982 Honorable Mention: Lawn Chair Larry

1982 Honorable Mention: Lawn Chair Larry: Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for a Darwin Award and live to tell about his exploits. 'I have fulfilled my 20-year dream,' said Walters, a truck driver...

darwinawards.com

Not all heroes wear capes :^D

 

[Tree09]

Yeah that's pretty dumb.

 

[stig]

Wanna see something terrifying?

https://v.redd.it/5nin6uhhpq851/DASH_480?source=fallback

I screwed up and quoted the wrong post.

This is what should have been:

" Larry outdid that years ago"

Does it make better sense now?

 

[lxskllr]

 

[stig]

I'll third that!

I soooo wish the social distancing rule will never go away.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Lack of traffic, abundance of parking. Clearer air. Quieter. Com0ared to our normal tourist season, it was nice. Except for the kiddos. They are still suffering for it.

 

[BlackSmith]

“I soooo wish the social distancing rule will never go away.”

People that know me have been practicing social distancing with me for the last forty years, not that I encourage it. Life is good.

 

[CurSedVoyce]

These were cute.....

 

[Fiddler]

So tired of having to watch what I say all the time so as not to offend someone...

Me: "May I ask you a question about the menu please?"

Waitress: "The men I please are none of your business!"

 

[Fiddler]

Re-open the Country as seen by the AMA. The American Medical Association debated whether the country should be re-opened. Here are the results by medical specialty:
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,
while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!”
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to cut it out
and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would
"put a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought it was a gas,
and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

 

[Jonny]

 

[Jonny]

@FireFighterZero

 

[FireFighterZero]

Haha! Yeah, we saw that a day ago.


Pretty good.

 

[CurSedVoyce]