I am heading to the ice floe when I start shitting my pants.
Ha! Good Eskimo solution. But what if you can't get to the ice floe? What if I can't get on my paddle board and get out far enough for exposure to take over?
I am heading to the ice floe when I start shitting my pants.
There will be no ice floe for Jim. Global warming from industrialized farming will have melted it all.

As for you, I think the ocean is ripe for dying if you just want to paddle into the sunset.
and cant find an ice berg big enough to hold me,
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. Hey! Like Butch said. Sean?

I guess the stupid forum software deleted your account due to inactivity. I think I've stopped that since then...
So, what are you up to nowadays?