The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

[Thor's Hammer]

 

[Thor's Hammer]

http://www.bettybowers.com/compare.html

 

[sotc]

HA!

 

[Bounce]

 

[NeTree]

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[lumberjack]

Panda bears are the most politically correct animals..they're white, black, and asian.

 

[sotc]

Definition of fishing is a jerk on one end of a rod, waiting for a jerk on the other end

 

[MasterBlaster]

I was at my bank yesterday; there was a short line.

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yessday, I get two hunat dolla fo
yen. Today I onee get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

Pissed off, the Asian lady yells, "Fluc you white people too!"

 

[Bounce]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[Burnham]

 

[sotc]

What?

 

[Strikermike]

A joke that needs no punchline.

 

[Underwor]

Do bears crap in the woods???

Is a frog's ass watertight?

 

[Treepreacher51]

Does a hobby horse have a wooden d*#K?

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Is the pope a catholic?

 

[NeTree]

Do rabbits f__k?

 

[Bounce]

I've always wondered if the Pope really is Catholic. I mean I know he says he is, but I wonder if it's like being the magician on stage - everybody else believes in the magic, but does he? It would be funny if somebody became Pope thinking that he was going to start hearing God's voice in his ear as soon as he was sworn in, but then heard only the same silence he always heard before he became Pope. And if he realized that it was all just a lie made up by some people a long time ago in order to gain power and wealth, then in his heart the Pope would be an agnostic or an atheist instead of a Catholic.

 

[Burnham]

Maybe you wonder about stuff too much, Sean...you ever wonder about that possibility?

 

[Peter]

Is a bear a Catholic?

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Is a bear a Catholic?

Does the pope crap in the woods?

 

[Bounce]

Now you're talkin!

 

[Treepreacher51]

Does the pope crap in the woods?

 

[Strikermike]

I am so Irish I am not allowed to eat English muffins.

 

[MasterBlaster]

My Mother's name was Kirkpatrick.

 

[JIML]

Does the pope crap in the woods?

Is a frogs ass water tight?