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Mr. Sir

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following this simple advice, I have finally found inner
peace.


"The way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you've started and never finished."


So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this
morning I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys Irish
Cream, a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to
those you feel might be in need of inner peace ...
 
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Frans

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I bet anyone a dollar that within the next 5 years 'Dr.' Phil will be exposed for one or more of the following 'indiscretions':

Drug use
Child porn in some manner
Adultery
violence
boinking someone who works for them in a promise of a raise and then not giving the raise

...or something like that
 
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