Cool Sayings

[MasterBlaster]

I'd rather live one day as a tiger, than a thousand years as a sheep.

 

[sawinredneck]

There are two kinds of beer, cold beer and free beer.

 

[NeTree]

You can't fix stupid. The only cure for stupid is.. DEAD.

 

[Paul B]

or incarcerated.

 

[Fiddler]

Answers to the four stupidest questions:

All dogs bite
All guns are loaded
that electric wire IS live
of course I'll have another beer

 

[Tree Reb]

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

 

[Newfie]

Wish in one hand, crap in the other, see which one fills up first.

 

[TheTreeWiseMen]

The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

 

[treebogan]

"There is a fine line between hard and stupid"

"Fail to plan is planning to fail"

The Seven "P's"

Propper planning and prepperation prevents pizz poor performance.

 

[DMc]

One of my all time favorites and worth living by:

"Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Dave

 

[woodworkingboy]

"Pearls before swine".

 

[MasterBlaster]

"All you need is love."

Yea, right!

 

[gf beranek]

Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to bangcock.

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[Labour of Love]

It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Anton Szander LaVey

 

[Knotahippie]

"Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining"

 

[sawinredneck]

An ounce of cure is worth a pound of prevention.

If you don't wake up and learn something new everyday, it was a waste of time!

 

[Knotahippie]

"Measure twice, cut once".

Or...

"Measure once, cut twice...dumbass!".

 

[woodworkingboy]

"That's gay".....doesn't get used much though.

 

[Blinky]

Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

 

[sotc]

I've cut it twice and it's still to short!

 

[JIML]

*snip*

 

[CurSedVoyce]

Don't make me come down there..!!!

 

[sotc]

You cannot mulitply wealth by dividing it

 

[Tree Reb]

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.