Knotorious
That Guy With The Face
Hey everyone!
For those who are unaware, myself and another member of this forum have been on a long-term hitch development campaign in the thread you can find here…
Since I first began this thread, I’ve both invented and learned about a large number of hitches and I think I’ve finally arrived upon one which is worth making a secondary thread about. Last night, thanks to not-so-divine inspiration, inebriating liquids of the triple distilled ethanol variety, snacks loaded with saturated fats and gram quantities of sodium, and the promise of performing the horizontal Hokey Pokey with my girlfriend in the filthiest of ways, I felt compelled to go over to my “genesis table,” where all of my best hitch creations are birthed.
I took that Teufelberger EpiCord 32” hitch cord into my callused hands and, because the constellation Gemini was in the house of Orion, and since Mars was in retrograde motion through the solar system, with the power of a thousand suns, I birthed, through my phalanges, both proximal and intermediate, using my metacarpals and carpals, what is possibly the greatest VT hitch variant since the VT itself: I present to you the Clove VT!
Attached are four photos of the hitch at 90 degree incremental rotations. The fifth photo is of the same hitch tied in a slightly different orientation from the only angle where the difference can be seen.
I would like anyone willing to test this hitch out and let me know how it fares in your personal opinion. Bear in mind that, if the nip with the existing prototype is too strong, a wrap can be removed from with the top or the lower wraps. I would definitely recommend that anyone looking to alter the design would start by removing a wrap from the lower wraps first, especially if the intention is to use this hitch predominantly for ascents.
I just tried it out today myself and I found it to be quite nice and responsive, almost indistinguishable from a VT. I found that it grabbed the rope more readily. It didn’t bind very easily either, but that is simply my personal experience. Do I expect this to suddenly become more popular than the VT itself? Of course not; I’m not deluded. I do hope that this will find popularity among a small population of individuals who value craft hitches.
Let me know what you think! For anyone struggling to discern how to tie this hitch, here is a link to a YouTube video I made showing exactly how to do so…
If you want to see other how-to videos for friction hitches I’ve invented, here’s a link to a playlist of those…
Here’s a playlist of every single friction hitch I’ve documented a how-to video for on my channel (41 friction hitches so far)..
Anyways, thanks so much for taking the time to read this! I tried to make this as entertaining as possible! For anyone who decides to try out this new hitch, please let me know! I know many of you out there will scoff at this and be like, “all I need is my Blake’s hitch! Narny nar! Why would I waste my time complicating matters?! Especially since this guy seems like he has way too much free time!” Well, the reality is that you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. I’m simply imploring fellow hitch enthusiasts to get out there and, well, become enthused about a new and promising hitch!
Signed,
Bioassay! =-D
For those who are unaware, myself and another member of this forum have been on a long-term hitch development campaign in the thread you can find here…
I (Think/Hope) I Developed A New Hitch Design
I've been stuck in bed for almost two weeks now trying to recover from a surgery and so I have an uncomfortable amount of free time. I also inherently and innately love using rope. There's something unbelievably tactile-friendly about rope and learning/tying knots has yet to get old. Anyways...
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Since I first began this thread, I’ve both invented and learned about a large number of hitches and I think I’ve finally arrived upon one which is worth making a secondary thread about. Last night, thanks to not-so-divine inspiration, inebriating liquids of the triple distilled ethanol variety, snacks loaded with saturated fats and gram quantities of sodium, and the promise of performing the horizontal Hokey Pokey with my girlfriend in the filthiest of ways, I felt compelled to go over to my “genesis table,” where all of my best hitch creations are birthed.
I took that Teufelberger EpiCord 32” hitch cord into my callused hands and, because the constellation Gemini was in the house of Orion, and since Mars was in retrograde motion through the solar system, with the power of a thousand suns, I birthed, through my phalanges, both proximal and intermediate, using my metacarpals and carpals, what is possibly the greatest VT hitch variant since the VT itself: I present to you the Clove VT!
Attached are four photos of the hitch at 90 degree incremental rotations. The fifth photo is of the same hitch tied in a slightly different orientation from the only angle where the difference can be seen.
I would like anyone willing to test this hitch out and let me know how it fares in your personal opinion. Bear in mind that, if the nip with the existing prototype is too strong, a wrap can be removed from with the top or the lower wraps. I would definitely recommend that anyone looking to alter the design would start by removing a wrap from the lower wraps first, especially if the intention is to use this hitch predominantly for ascents.
I just tried it out today myself and I found it to be quite nice and responsive, almost indistinguishable from a VT. I found that it grabbed the rope more readily. It didn’t bind very easily either, but that is simply my personal experience. Do I expect this to suddenly become more popular than the VT itself? Of course not; I’m not deluded. I do hope that this will find popularity among a small population of individuals who value craft hitches.
Let me know what you think! For anyone struggling to discern how to tie this hitch, here is a link to a YouTube video I made showing exactly how to do so…
If you want to see other how-to videos for friction hitches I’ve invented, here’s a link to a playlist of those…
Here’s a playlist of every single friction hitch I’ve documented a how-to video for on my channel (41 friction hitches so far)..
Anyways, thanks so much for taking the time to read this! I tried to make this as entertaining as possible! For anyone who decides to try out this new hitch, please let me know! I know many of you out there will scoff at this and be like, “all I need is my Blake’s hitch! Narny nar! Why would I waste my time complicating matters?! Especially since this guy seems like he has way too much free time!” Well, the reality is that you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. I’m simply imploring fellow hitch enthusiasts to get out there and, well, become enthused about a new and promising hitch!
Signed,
Bioassay! =-D
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