Andy, why don't you just get a nuclear bomb?
They do make them backpack size these days.
Should take care of your paranoia right away.
If you feel threatened, you can turn your whole neighbourhood into a sea of glass.
In the 27 years I've lived in my house, the door has only been locked once.
That was the month my parents stayed here, taking care of the dogs, while x-wife and I travelled around Western US.
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