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  1. lumberjack

    The Redneck Thread.

    Forgot: You're school is Red if the prom is held next to a Hotel that rents by the hour for logistical ease. You may be Red if your town has an ordinance against "relations" in a vehicle and it's the most common reason for talking to the popo's. You live in the Red if Bank's declare opening...
  2. lumberjack

    The Redneck Thread.

    The word slave came from the word Slav. Slavs were the white slaves of the Roman Empire (and later in history). In theory "we've" all been slaves before. Get over it. :) You might be a redneck if you were ever mowing your grass (burning it down apparently) and found a car. You might be a...
  3. lumberjack

    The Redneck Thread.

    It's against the law to tell black jokes in Cali? Whaddya call 100 black dudes burried up to their forehead? Afro-turf. You might be a redneck if you've ever mounted an extra axle under a severly overloaded trailer. You don't add the extra axle to increase load carrying capacity, it's added...
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