"Are you guys professionals ?" (said while 2 ton cookie is being lowered between houses & power lines, spoken from the seat of a BMW driving over road cones)
"Where can I buy one of those (insert expensive piece of equipment / specialized tool) so I could do this myself ?"
"Your fertilizing...
Customers always seem to think their trees would make good lumber ($$$), ey Gary ?!?
I've had people ask me how much I think their tree's wood is worth.
"Dead or alive ?" is my response.
When they persist, I give some astronomical # and tell them to contact a mill.
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