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So, have you scheduled your appointment? :drink: Or are you skeered... I'd be skeered NOT doing it.

Worms, cool! :thumbup: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rX9T221-frA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rX9T221-frA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"...

Getting jiggy with it! <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LpaEWpYUdDQ&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LpaEWpYUdDQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"...

She felt a lump and that was the beginning of it. When they looked they saw a buncha bad stuff. :( I dunno, down in her gut somewhere I imagine. It was in her colon.

It's already metastasized to other organs. I've never known anyone to survive long with CC. The last person, my neighbor Dorthy, lasted 7 years. Ya'll get that stuff checked out, ya hear?

Man, a good friend of mine stopped by yesterday. Before I could bragg to him about my clean colon, he told me his 45 year old wife had colon cancer. They said if she woulda had a colonoscopy when she was 40 they woulda found it and probably cured it. NOW her cancer is looking terminal and it's a...

:lol: No shit!

Just remember the "finger" is akin to the doc telling you to open your mouth and say "Ahhh." It's just a prostate once-over, NOT a colonoscopy. But you knew that!

I'll stick to high fiber foods and good 'ole Metamucil tankyouberrymuch! :thumbup:

No shit? A coffee enema? Lordy, what's that (the coffee part) supposed to do?

1) You don't feel a thing 2) If you have the money/insurance, they already have that.

I dunno. Do you have to undergo general anesthesia for a pap smear? And is the gizmo 5 FEET LONG?

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Hell, we's all chicken!

Nah, the horsepistol gave me some juice, half a pb sammich, and an apple. I was ready for a pizza pie!

Not really.

Not me. Axe me anything. I was pre-med for awhile. :drink:

Not unlike you, I've always wondered and dreaded the day it would happen. But, now that it's over, I'm so glad I had it done. The feeling of relief is awesome. It doesn't have it done again until 2013. At least (for the time being) colon cancer ain't messing with THIS old boy! :beer: Now I...

It suprised the shit outta me. :drink: Wait... :/: