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No what you really need is lion chit.I imagine that somewhere hidden deep in the dogs gene pool of inherited traits that would be one scent that would definatly trigger a dense mechanism of stay away.The only one that would be better would be saber tooth tiger but I believe that one is out of...

Aw geeze I didn't want to poison the dang things. Actually I didn't want to roast them either although the thought had entered my mind. Maybe if I knew dog talk I could negotiate with them .Say a nice bone every week if they leave my stuff alone.If not perhaps I should move the grill up by the...

Well as they say It's not over til the fat lady sings.It seems my buddies the dogs are back,I saw the sons -a-beechs today.It looks like I may get to feed them a hot tamalli after all." and the old boy's eyes rolled back in his head as fire shot out of his arse. That old hound was making 50...

You have to play with it,like tuning a saw.Keep tuning the thing until you find the frequency that drives the dog nuts,Then lay it on them. They bark and annoy you,you whistle and annoy them.Good for the soul. Ha,all the dog lovers most likely think I'm an old meany.If I were that I would dine...

Well,a turn of events in this long saga.The mail carrier on the weekend doesn't pay much attention to the mail and mistakenly gave us the neighbors mail. It was a magazine from the SPCA which tells me those mutts came from the pound.The SPCA only sends out material to those who contribute to...

Well shucks I don't want to act like Atilla the Hun over these damned dogs.If I wanted to do that I would roast them on the grill.:O Although that would send a message.:/: I'm going to have to Google some directions for filet of Fido or barky burgers I guess.Mumble,grumble %$^)#,

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Another dog story.About 10 years ago we lived in town next to a little wimpy dog that barked all the time he was out of the house.This annoyed me due to the fact I worked the midnight shift then . I trotted on down to the local pet store and got a tunable sonic whistle,a loud one.It took a...

Well,Mrs Smith already had the chat,to no avail .I send her because I intimidate people.I don't really try to,just the way it works out. Never the less the chat didn't work.Time for the hot sauce treatment.My luck the danged dogs will like it.Would anybody like a pair of dogs,I'll catch them.:)

Now first of all to you dog lovers,I lke dogs.I just don't like the sons of a brick getting in my garbage. We have a new neighbor,a couple of dogs,on the loose.The danged things get in my garbage,in my garage and just generally make a nuisance of themselves. Now I could get out the old trusty...