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Sorry, X.

@lxskllr Even Twitter has better fact checking now.

Cicadas suck. They're so annoying. Did you know some idiots think the noise they make are actually from power lines heating up in the summer? You can't make this shit up. I found an entire thread of morons talking about it on Quora once.

Sounds like the start of every horror movie where somebody is told they're imagining it and then gets killed lol

Like a boss...

I already posted that. lol =-P

When you still use your high-school email...

I have no words for this. If you've never watched this guy's Shorts, they are a sight to behold. He has a pet duck that's prominently featured. He does Only Fans.

Both your comment and this meme are very clever.

Soooooooooooooooooo, I guess whoever repaired that tire thinks that drilling eight new holes is a great way to fix a tire that started out with just one hole.

My mom used to always perform the classic "soccer mom arm reach" whenever she would have to hit the breaks quickly and abruptly. A lot of you know the move I'm referring to; where your mother, or someone else, shoots their arm across the center console, straight out, and across your chest, in an...

Haha, I caught onto that as well, but decided to focus on his unfounded theory that gamma rays are in some way healthy and showering the Earth thanks to a nameless star within the constellation of Aquarius. The only beneficial way in which gamma radiation is used is for targeting tumors/masses...

While I was at the psych hospital, we were outside for recreation/smoke break, and these three people were talking (2 girls 1 guy). One guy says something about it being "the age of Aquarius" and, excited, one of the girls asked if he was into astrology. He told her, no, but that he was just...

That was nothing short of hilarious.