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Sarah tends to gesticulate wildly and in one's face while she's riding. And driving, for that matter. She likes to explain things with her hands, six inches from your nose...

Takes longer than two years for light from the constellation of Aquarius to reach earth. So his math is off from the start... A quick Google search revealed that the nearest point of the system is 2000 light-years away, and stretches to as far away as 30,000 light-years. Thus, it would take...

A perfect example of why I don't social media, it's possible I might catch stupid.

Dodge, American for "Douche".

You phukin got me!

It'll be fine, promise. Most chicken in the Philippines has a tail like that...

Mount it on a Ford and pray for the children!

As opposed to thawed?

Shitfuckdamn! We're turning around!

Noice run again!

Great run!

That's been going around quite a while. There's a few other pics from different angles.

These two videos were posted 7 years apart. The length of my marriage. I am a statistic. Lolz

Not sorry yall, I got woke up by someone asking me questions in metric. Now I just wanna watch the world burn.

My wife's potatoe bacon soup. It's divine, but damn!

Whatever angry God that was: I TOLD YOU THAT IS A SIN!

Hey, what ever it takes to quiet the voices. I guess...

When she wipes the sweat out from under her boobs, and you wonder what it tastes like... Yall gonna learn not to go there...

Only the finest Pampers baby wipes for my chocolate starfish! They help make up for the fact that we've no indoor plumbing.