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Welcome! You might be a tree climber if your 7 year old is shocked at the amount of saw chips in your pockets. "How did that happen?" she wanted to know.

Beat 'er over. Squeezer in. It'll fit.

You go around admiring wood grain. You talk about figure, and its wood, not flesh. You notice how overloaded trucks are. You are hypervigilant about safety, but do things most people in the world never would, because its too dangerous.

When they say, you smell like you've been cutting trees, I wonder is that "yum, Christmas" or "Christmas is sweaty and has BO".

You have sawdust on your shoulders, rather than dandruff.

...you think money grows on trees.

In the States we have long sleeve technology. ;) Vegetable oil takes the need to scrub out of pitch and sap removal, and smells better on the skin than gasoline.

You dump saw chips on every cashier's counter when you open your wallet.