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Everyone stops for lunch, noise is frowned upon, workers often go to restaurants for a large lunch with a number of courses. This is paid for by the company who can write it off against tax (it may even be subsidised by the government) This keeps restaurants open and provides recreational time...

That's when the battery saw is a godsend.

I will rarely drink a beer with a client, at the end of the day sometimes, if the vibe is right. One of the issues I have with client prepared lunch is the going to the toilet thing. Large lunch and as likely as not I'll have to go again, and that complicates things.

Used to say to the clients "is your electricity still working? I haven't knocked it out have I?" Client "yes, no problems" Me "so the kettle is working then?"

I like tea, and when people offer tea and I accept it, I want it within 2 minutes, otherwise we're all standing around holding our dicks. The tea must be strong, piping hot with minimal milk. (Certain biscuits are acceptable) Apart from that I'm a delight to have on your property. I'm with...