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  1. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    Can you imagine what a drag it'd be to lose your relative anononymity, and be as recognizable and famous as a movie star? I'd bet they hate it. I bet they pay money to vacation in places where they're not known, and their anonymity's regained. Jomo
  2. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    I knew it'd be impossible for my lame witticisms to "Zoom" over a living legend's head! Jomo
  3. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    Remember the HoneyMooner's Jerr! It was bang n bling got Alice to the moon! Jomo
  4. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    Closest system remotely controlled I've seen's an arborist with a plush crane, that he operates while hanging from, coulda been a knuckle boom, back east TB poster I believe. Maybe Mike Poor? Pretty cool setup, put together some time ago. Pliant plastic moldable tech's what the future's all...
  5. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    Think about how cool it would be to have an adjustable rope speed throttle, like a motorcycle, protected in a box on your chest. A rheostat electric control's even better, considering climbers enjoy throttling down more than up. Now the best climbers have prehensile tails...perhaps an...
  6. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    You guy's ever heard of "screamer" dynamic force shock absorbers? It's a folded, compressed and sewn together length of webbing, bouta foot long, mebe two inch wide, rated steel termination points. The tearing out of the stitching threads when loaded suddenly and hard enuff, produces a...
  7. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    I know I'm eager to attend a tree jamboree and see somethin radically cool n different. You like SRT? Then logic demands you become infatuated with dynamic SRT. Push button up or down, or voice activated controls. More time spent cuttin n less fuggin around! What's not to like? Jomo
  8. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    You misunderstand my friend, the DAMS is meant exclusively for personnel only. Let gravity n Hobb's support tree pieces n parts. If I caught you a catchin wood with a DAMS I'd fire yu! Jomo
  9. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    The older you get Mick, the more appealing working smarter becomes! Numb nuts, are one thing. Numb legs, another. Jomo
  10. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    No, the next step'd be an entirely new overhead suspension system, a passively collapsible T Bar overhead, exactly at arm's reach. Two webbing lines, one at each end, right at shoulder width, feeding down through each D ring on your upper saddle, then lower lower saddle rings, with inline...
  11. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    It's a logic driven improvement, no entangling tail, an unobstructed work zone, all around you, 360 degrees of swiveling nirvana! The rope doin all the musclin, you the cuttin, barkin orders, left n right. Jomo
  12. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    Too many Shirley Temples with broken arms to carry on... My heart bleeds for yu Mick! Jomo
  13. Jomo

    Dynamic Automatic Mooring Systems

    Kind of an Alladdin's rope, giving you everything you ask for. This biz and its coiled ropes are a kinked improperly aligned tangled mess! Whereas ropes on a spool stay in perfect alignment, holding their rated capacities longer, because they lay true, in a less contaminated setting. This...
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