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Friend of mine was at a house party one time. Cops came over and said they had evidence that there were under aged kids at the party and they were coming in. House owner said bullshit....come back with a warrant. Cops opened the door and the fellow broke the first cops jaw before he cleared...

Didn't you have to be a big mean fugger back in the day to get hired as a copper?

Well, I sure hope it was free range, fair trade, cage free, Organic hemp lotion......

When I am president, I will make all "sobriety" check points illegal.

#cityfolks

I stand by my assessment of #hashtags. People who use hashtags are probably the same people who put lotion on their hands and then wear gloves to bed......

Ermehgerrrrddd! I bloody hate hash tags now. #hashtagsareghey......