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  1. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    I looked it up on the Wikipedia. Yeah, might give that one a pass!
  2. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    No. Is it pretty new?
  3. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    Yeah, thats about right. Maybe they never were normal?
  4. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    Ha! They show all them smart sexy people buying all that shit. Then they show a credit card commercial. Followed by an "ask your doctor about...." ad.......then a divorce/personal injury ad.......then a debt crisis ad. THEN......if you have not ruined your life completely and have some...
  5. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    We had a bunch of broiling chickens bought to butcher. Dogs got em. Had I not been so damn cheap and put a new handle on that door rather than taking it apart, welding it up and drilling a new hole....the wind would not have blown the door open while we were gone. Dogs would not have been...
  6. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    I am tired of fighting this gawd awful damn lifestyle. Buy this, buy that. Spend, spend, spend. TV commercials make me madder than hell anymore. I can watch TV at the folk's, we shut our off. Damn 100 bucks a month you got to pay so that they can advertise shit for you to buy that you...
  7. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    Yeah, the big bags. Well, the cheap version of the big bags. I did not know they even existed till this year. I dont eat much cereal any more, but them bleeding kids go through it. The wife and kids eat a lot of porridge.....I call it oat meal. New Zealand thing. I eat an egg, two...
  8. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    So, yeah. I would do fine being rich. Still not letting my wife get new carpets and drapes though. I would buy her a new stove, maybe get me a new chair.
  9. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    We qualify for every damn program out there. Keep telling myself there are folks that dont have anything going on that need it worse.
  10. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    Ha! I just want to go back to the Monster bags of cereal. We are buying the generic version of the Monster Bags! All is says on the bag is "Cereal, ya poor fugger"! Levi, we are growing Lentils, Safflower, organic wheat and conventional wheat this year. Plus an ass load of cover crops...
  11. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    They keep bugging us to go on food stamps, but I think we are living pretty well as it is. Shit we need some rain! Keep me outta food stamps!
  12. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    I'f I get some scratch together this year.......shit I hope it rains.......we are going back to Malt-o-Meal. No more of this generic stuff. I am eating the generic of the generic breakfast cereals. Gads.
  13. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    Silly city folks. Grass is for pissin on, water's for drinking.
  14. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    There was a guy around here years ago that if you saw him on the street you would swear he was homeless, or at least living in absolute poverty. Skinny as a rail, shaggy grey beard, poor fitting second hand clothes, and his boots never matched. You would think he never had two nickles to...
  15. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    Whats it pay?
  16. FireFighterZero

    Tiger Woods

    I could do rich nicely. I am a happy poor person, makes sense I would be a happy rich person.
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