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Very. Food is nothing but fuel for my body. I could eat the same meal every day and it would be fine with me. Wannabe food and wine connoisseurs crack me up thinking something tastes better because it cost 10x what it’s worth.

Had steak and pasta salad last night. Trying to think of what I did wrong to deserve steak. She knows I hate beef in any form unless it’s burger.

It’s taters and ramps here tonight. One nite of heaven will turn into a week of hell but so be it.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly...

Popeye’s chicken sammich. That’s right, living on the edge here.

I avoid the fast food joints best I can. Chick-fi-la isn’t so bad tho. I’d rather eat at the little mom & pop places, a lot cleaner and less chance of walking in on a overdosed employee in the john. The fast food chains around here attract the worst help.

Just the opposite Boss. If I get bound up all I have to do is eat at McNasties and hope I make it home in time. Works like a charm.

It makes me “consistent”... lmao

Mickey Dees is my go to remedy for constipation, other that I’ll pass. Fast food and my guts don’t play well together.

How many firefighters usually respond to a kitchen fire? Like to have enough steaks and beer on hand...

I can use the microwave to some extent but the stove and bbq grill is off limits. She has cookware worth more than me... :D

Hopeless is more like it. I do make a mean bowl of cereal tho...

Wife’s in Jamaica for two weeks. Last night was a spam and sardine sammich and a can of Hormel chili. FML... (and it ain’t funny)

Similar to an onion Boss. I think it’s actually a lily. You can eat’em raw or cook with’em. They stink to high heavens either way.

“Nothing quite like some good ole simple fried taters!!!” It’s ramp season here, can’t keep enough potatoes in the house.

I’d poison myself if I tried to cook like you guys...

Going commando for a few weeks. Spam and pork-n-beans tonight, straight from the can, hate doing dishes.

:barf: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-gets-first-naked-restaurant-waiting-list-already-at-5000-a6992696.html