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That is an unusually large baby,and your first,which takes longer anyway. For what it's worth,my ex,who was a little woman at 5 feet tall,took most likely 72 hours on the first one.She never dialated more than 5 cm before she shoved that kid out.He was only 6 lb 4 oz, 20 inchs which by the...

Hip hip horray:D Rather hefty size I would say.Should be eating steak in about a week .;)

Now,a little story befitting the blessed event.After the birth of my first born,I was exausted,wrung out,all done in,wow.I didn't do a damned thing expect maybe 5 minutes at the most some 9 months previous. How some ever,during the ex Mrs Smith's labor and delivery,I got so much into it that I...

Treeson would fit.Don't forget your breathing Nat.

Well,actually it would be young treeson seeing the light at the end of a tunnel,figuratively speaking .:D

Well,regarding that,sometimes it is not polite to ask.;) Due to the fact the pickled eggs most likely is not a good idea,I came up with another brain storm or brain fart as may be the case. It has been said the the yet unborn infant can recognize certain sounds while still enwombed,such as...

Well,most likely the only thing worse than taco chips and beer would have been pickled eggs and beer.Chemical warefare,so to speak ,phew.:O I think perhaps the ex Mrs Smith would have protested the obnoxious emmisions,for want of a better discription.Instead of smelling like a dogs behind I...

Ha,an old story,1973.When the former Mrs Smith was about 6 months preggy I got cravings.Every night,about 6 to 8 beers and two giant bags of taco chips.I must have had the breath of a dogs butt,yuck.;)

It's a woman/mother thing,she will know,and be fine with it.Ha,with the birth of my two,my ex handled it better than me.For heavens sake my actual part it in was likely less than 5 minutes,being real honest about it.;) Now then,about births,my ex handled things pretty well,I was the nervous...

Suddenly,for no reason at all ,Ms Nate will get the over powering urge to clean the house.Not real strange,except it might be 2 a.m. in the morning.Perhaps two days prior to this,feeling compelled to make sure there is plenty of food in the house and other things.Aha,baby is on the way. This is...

Babies get born when they are darned good and ready,or so it seems .:D

Cableless,oh no.