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  1. Al Smith

    Home Security

    Oh I have several weapons at my disposal scattered hither and yon .These include the Babe Ruth special that I'm certain Mrs Smith could swing with great gusto if somebody got any cute ideas . I can guarentee they wouldn't be too cute after she through with them .Mean woman .:O
  2. Al Smith

    Home Security

    Pshaw I ain't nothing .You should see Mrs Smith when she's on the war path .Just the sound of her voice will make dogs tuck tail and most men take notice and run . I think it's time for her to turn in her broom and graduate to a Louisville slugger .Probabley a 36" Babe Ruth special could ring a...
  3. Al Smith

    Home Security

    If need be Mrs Smith has access to a double barrel 410 .Her usual weapon of choice is a broom though . Fact a few years ago she decided to beat on a raccoon that was digging in her flower bed .Brer coon about took the broom away from her .She fled the scene with much haste .
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