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  1. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    Old George the wonder cat didn't have any front claws and he could climb a tree . He could also get back down because the one thing he didn't want was me rescuing him .:evil: George was also missing part of his anatomy because he marked his territory once too often .The last time was on my sea...
  2. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    George the cat could climb about anything plus he had a punch like Sonny Liston and blacked more than one persons eye they tried to pick him up. One foul tempered SOB .He was "mothered " by a big old male collie my ex had and thought he was part dog and perhaps part lion . He was quit the...
  3. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    Oh Lawdy ain't that the truth . In a former life with former wife there was something like 20 some felines meowing around at one time . George the watch cat was boss hoss at 22 pounds or so .He even bossed the dogs around . That big bruiser had no front claws plus his business had been altered...
  4. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    I'm telling you ,if I were a younger man I would take a sabbatical leave for a few years . I'd tour country educating cats .Fat ones ,skinny ones .Rich cats ,poor cats ,cats from all walks of life . Here's the plan .Climb right up passed the stupid thing with a noisy chain saw .It wouldn't...
  5. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    This could be good .It gives the cat some time to think about the errors of his ways . Perhaps through supplication and devotion to duty the cat can turn his life around and not be such a monumental pain in somebody's ass by getting stuck in a tree .
  6. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    I still maintain you can train cat to recognize the sound of a running chainsaw .Cats ,although somewhat untrainable are smarter than you think .:|:
  7. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    Believe it or not that knot is easy to tie .You do it with three loops .
  8. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    A sling shot would be handy too . Here kitty kitty .:/:
  9. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    This is an elegant knot http://www.ropeworks.biz/archive/masthead.html
  10. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    Martin the cat should have looked before he leaped evidently .
  11. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    I don't claim to be a tree rigger ,just an old timey salt water sailor .You should always back a clove up with some half hitchs . You're better off to tie a bowline in it . Actually you could most likely lower the cat with it but that might alarm the feline fanciers .:|:
  12. Al Smith

    Smokie the...cat...another rescue

    That's an under statement .:lol:
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