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    Default Random intoxicated thoughts... possibly nsw

    I always wished i remembered hilarious, thoughtful, or otherwise completely random thoughts while drinking (or otherwise lol) so i figured this would be a good place to collect them....

    Even though i live in a different hotel room every week, how do i always manage to remember the room number?

    Awesome song I've never heard:
    https://youtu.be/6LAwS2piHrU

    If someone ever says something to the effect of "looks/ sounds like a bag of dicks" reply with "hitting your face at a million miles an hour"

    Obviously nothing too crazy, it is a work night.....
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    Smoke weed err day.

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    i wish i could
    Kyle


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    * hits the blunt*

    Man if ya think about it... bathtubs are kinda like reverse boats...

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    Kyle


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    !!! That's funny as hell!!!!!
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    Flying squirrels are the wing-suit flying free-soloists of the quadapedal world.
    If it looks like I asked a question, but put a period, it's probably a question.
    Don't know why I'm question-mark challenged online. 😀 New Year's Resolution, better proof reading.

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    Just say no to blunts.

    WAY better ways to enjoy weed.

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    Hahahahahaha Sean
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    Whoever named the speech impediment "lisp" was a dick. There's billions of other made up words that don't have the letter "S".

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