Animated GIFS THREE! (Not Phone Safe)

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I thought this was the not phone safe thread -- now it's the not marriage safe thread. My wife would kill me if she saw me looking at this! (Not quite...)

That's why I call it tree porn. My wife is secure enough to not get upset if I see a busty women in barely there bikini or neked on the internet. She is the one who will turn on the Victoria Secret fashion show. First time it happened I thought it was a trap so I just buried head in my computer until she says like "look at her" "and her" "or "if only my ass looked like that". It was at that moment I knew she was a keeper.
 
She is the one who will turn on the Victoria Secret fashion show. ... "if only my ass looked like that". It was at that moment I knew she was a keeper.
Not enough meat on dem bones for me, particularly in that location. That's why I knew mine was a keeper. ;)
 
Watch the video!

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I have done that before with scuba...took off my fins, picked up a rock the size of a watermelon and ran...very cool feeling...like 1/3 gravity maybe...lunging from a big rock to another one maybe 5 feet away felt like Peter Pan. Doing it her way...free diving, no air supply...impressive. And probably more fun...the accoutrements of dive gear can be bothersome.

At the time I was in a large cavern underwater...maybe 20-30 feet to the ceiling. I climbed the walls like spiderman (not holding a rock this time)...up the wall and then negative slope to the highest point. I let go and floated down to the cave floor slowly...lots of fun.
 
I've always had a fantasy about walking around on the ocean floor.

I want one of these!!!

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It's like those Stomper trucks I had as a kid. It must be very light so as to not get stuck (or crush that lil' trailer).
 
Don't stop now!

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Who needs front teeth!

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I've helped rebuild a few mouths like that. Implants are the way to go if you can afford them. Post, core, and crown restorations are better but not as long lived as an implant.
 
We're becoming bi-ionic, more and more everyday. The 6 Million Dollar Man concept, Lee Majors mid 1970s, was a great pilot to the technology we find common today. "We can rebuild him." So much so it's become vain even.
 
I'd have no problem (on my deathbed) having my brain transplanted into a "robot." :drink:

Hell, I'd have a good time!
 
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