The never ending story.

[sawinredneck]

I saw this on another site, seemed fun, and with the lack of posting, might encourage some fun:D
It's easy, you only get to post three words, and someone MUST post between you're posts, try and match them to what has been posted. Loosely, or make it work, it's up to you, but only three words!!

I'll start:

John walked aimlessly

[MasterBlaster]

About on the

[stehansen]

Veranda, contemplating what

[sawinredneck]

day ahead might

[stehansen]

hold in store.

[sawinredneck]

or sleep more?

[NickfromWI]

When all of

[sawinredneck]

sudden Mary comes

[Stumper]

storming in redfaced

[sawinredneck]

screaming about the

[RIVERRAT]

other blond woman

[Stumper]

who wore galoshes

[RIVERRAT]

missing her period

[Stumper]

and utilizing commas

[sotc]

(she was punctual)

[RIVERRAT]

missing her period

[Paul B]

was she not?

[NickfromWI]

Now John knew

[sotc]

he would be

[Paul B]

flabbergasted if only

[vharrison]

he was the

[Blinky]

kind of guy

[Stumper]

who flyfished naked

[sotc]

for pike. meanwhile

[vharrison]

John wondered what

[Stumper]

Mary was so

[sawinredneck]

utterly upset about

[Stumper]

She knew noone

[sawinredneck]

was aware of

[vharrison]

that she was

[Stumper]

dating Sam Kershaw

[sawinredneck]

and she just

[Stumper]

read the Enquirer

[Stumper]

read the Enquirer

[sawinredneck]

and it said

[Al Smith]

naked fly fishing

[squisher]

competition, enter today!

[Paul B]

would you believe

[GASoline71]

that she almost

[sawinredneck]

wanted him to

[GASoline71]

order a pizza

[vharrison]

enter the contest.

[GASoline71]

How many times

[Al Smith]

not waist deep

[sawinredneck]

and the warts

[Newfie]

on the end

[sawinredneck]

with the frog

[Newfie]

flailing about frantically.

[Rotax Robert]

while holding his

[Paul B]

self important attitude

[Magnus]

He then threw

[rumination]

the flailing frog

[vharrison]

into the creek.

[Newfie]

The water soothed

[Paul B]

the flailing frog

[Stumper]

until suddenly a

[GASoline71]

big Blue Heron

[Newfie]

suddenly fell from

[sawinredneck]

The sky, right

[vharrison]

where the frog

[GASoline71]

had been sitting.

[Jonseredbred]

Suddenly, in a

[Paul B]

fit of commotion

[sawinredneck]

the frog was

[Paul B]

under the water.

[Newfie]

The heron pulled

[Paul B]

up and left.

[sawinredneck]

an empty spot

[Rotax Robert]

where the frog

[Paul B]

had soiled himself.

[sawinredneck]

out of fear!

[Paul B]

In the distance,

[Rotax Robert]

just inches away

[Paul B]

was a miniscule

[Stumper]

bass, wondering if

[Paul B]

he could ever

[Stumper]

swallow that frog

[Rotax Robert]

without having any

[Paul B]

friends to help

[Werks 4 da Man]

undo his fly.

[Rotax Robert]

When all of

[MasterBlaster]

the transvestites converged

[Stumper]

John's nightmare ended.

[Paul B]

The eclipse started

[MasterBlaster]

the mutants to

[Paul B]

being their ritual

[Rotax Robert]

they start to

[MasterBlaster]

roll a fatty

[Rotax Robert]

but were out

[MasterBlaster]

So whiskey was

[Paul B]

served up next

[Rotax Robert]

while we waited

[MasterBlaster]

For the decapitated

[Paul B]

of the insatiable

[Rotax Robert]

and the impalletable

[Paul B]

metatarsel of Kahn!

[Newfie]

The feet people

[vharrison]

were about to

[rumination]

take over the

[Newfie]

land of the

[GASoline71]

Mutant Ninja Turtles

[sawinredneck]

Meanwhile, back at

[TheTreeWiseMen]

the old ranch

[GASoline71]

Bubba was going

[TheTreeWiseMen]

up and down

[Chisel Tooth]

copperhead road looking

[GASoline71]

for a place

[sawinredneck]

to rest his

[GASoline71]

chin on a

[sawinredneck]

a big stump

[Chisel Tooth]

by the still

[sawinredneck]

Thirsty as he

[TheTreeWiseMen]

knew he was

[sawinredneck]

the "water" from

[Rotax Robert]

the well would'nt

[TheTreeWiseMen]

help to dissolve

[Paul B]

the pain of

[Mr. Sir]

that bittersweet memory.

[Paul B]

Alfonso loves football

[Rotax Robert]

on tuesday mornings

[Paul B]

after a rainfall

[Rotax Robert]

that lasted all

[Paul B]

of ten minutes

[Chisel Tooth]

the phone rang

[rumination]

"Who is it?"

[Rotax Robert]

Leon, is that

[Chisel Tooth]

you? what the

[TheTreeWiseMen]

hell is Cantonese

[squisher]

Supposed to sound

[Chisel Tooth]

Like, how do

[TheTreeWiseMen]

you get your

[Rotax Robert]

phone to smell

[Jonseredbred]

like Al Sharpton?

[Chisel Tooth]

and where did

[Paul B]

that stain originate?

[Rotax Robert]

on your chin