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Skwerl
01-22-2009, 01:16 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170293840864&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:MOTORS:1123

The pics were deleted but I found them online and uploaded them here for posterity. ;)

fishhuntcutwood
01-22-2009, 01:20 PM
Car? Oh you mean the baby blue POS that supports that lovely creature?

NeTree
01-22-2009, 01:40 PM
What car?

fishhuntcutwood
01-22-2009, 01:42 PM
You know how people say stuff like that? There's a picture of a girl standing in front of a mountain or whatever, and they're like "what mountain." Well it was actually 30 seconds or so before I could've told you what color the car was. That chick is hot. Well done Squoil.

fishhuntcutwood
01-22-2009, 01:44 PM
Meh, maybe a bit of a Butterface now that I look at it longer, but just goes to show how I can get distracted by what I really find important.

Skwerl
01-22-2009, 01:44 PM
Click on the link, there's more pics. And a video. 8)

JamesTX
01-22-2009, 02:28 PM
Go to the Youtube users profile - evidently she sells a lot of cars.

NeTree
01-22-2009, 02:54 PM
WHAT CARS??? YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME

Thor's Hammer
01-22-2009, 03:16 PM
Dear gods, but that girl is hot. absolutely stunning atire, flawless beyond reproach. I think I need a lie down.

No, not a lie down at all. What I really really really need is that girls number.

CurSedVoyce
01-22-2009, 03:45 PM
DAyummmmmmmmmmmmm
That girl could sell me sumtin :D

MasterBlaster
01-22-2009, 03:56 PM
Spectacular gams!

Butterface? You must be insane, man! INSANE!

Thor's Hammer
01-22-2009, 04:00 PM
whats a butterface?

Thor's Hammer
01-22-2009, 04:01 PM
favourite pic -
http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp11/toritodog/EBAY_LINC_4.jpg?t=1231737338

Skwerl
01-22-2009, 04:03 PM
A 'butterface' is where everything looks fantastic 'but her face'. :roll: I think she's quite attractive.

As far as your favorite pic, do you have a foot fetish? :lol:

Thor's Hammer
01-22-2009, 04:04 PM
I think she's extremely attractive. And yes I do - but its just a little fetish ;)

MasterBlaster
01-22-2009, 04:09 PM
Who doesn't?

Al Smith
01-22-2009, 04:29 PM
Well the chic is a cutie and the Lincoln doesn't look too bad either .

Skwerl
01-22-2009, 06:53 PM
Looks like she sells motorcycle helmets as well. DAMN! :O

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp11/toritodog/3-3.jpg?t=1231373468

woodworkingboy
01-22-2009, 07:17 PM
I could see this thread definitely turning into a long debate again about domestic or foreign.....:P

Jonseredbred
01-22-2009, 07:38 PM
Did any of you guys notice in the video that the speedo doesn't work???

74K miles my ass.

sawinredneck
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
Did any of you guys notice in the video that the speedo doesn't work???

74K miles my ass.

I was wondering if anyone else would catch that.
Good luck getting a working dash any where other than the dealer for that sucker!

littlenick
01-22-2009, 07:54 PM
Does anyone want to buy my 180?

Skwerl
01-22-2009, 08:04 PM
Absolutely! :D

No_Bivy
01-22-2009, 08:08 PM
how much fo the tool belt?

littlenick
01-22-2009, 08:10 PM
how much fo the tool belt?

thats not for sale:lol::lol::lol:

Tree Reb
01-23-2009, 04:13 AM
Sure gets good feedback. :)

http://i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/0e/39/c182_12.JPG

Swe#kipp
01-23-2009, 05:17 AM
Does anyone want to buy my 180?

Hmm that might be my new favourite saw ,,,,

MasterBlaster
01-23-2009, 06:29 AM
This is how you DON'T sell a car! :\:

woodworkingboy
01-23-2009, 07:02 AM
Maybe if she was showing more leg?

woodworkingboy
01-23-2009, 07:03 AM
and it was a factory closeout.....

Blinky
01-23-2009, 08:45 PM
and it was a factory closeout.....

...and they were giving it away.

She reminds me of a stripper we paid $20 to put her clothes back on one night late after touring every strip bar in the town..

Skwerl
01-23-2009, 09:00 PM
Another vehicle for sale with our lovely model wearing Daisy Dukes. :D

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170275965221

http://i5.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/0e/3a/2374_12.JPG
http://i13.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/0e/3a/3a2c_12.JPG
http://i21.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/0f/29/008e_12.JPG

Newfie
01-23-2009, 09:03 PM
Just a little bit of marketing. So is he trying the old bait and switch or is he targeting the impulse buyer?:lol:

Al Smith
01-24-2009, 06:05 AM
Another vehicle for sale with our lovely model wearing Daisy Dukes. :D

Speaking of Daisy the cutie ,man the years have not been kind to her .:( The last time she was on TV the poor lady would have to have her britchs made by Omar the tent maker .

NeTree
01-24-2009, 07:50 AM
No shit, huh? I saw that.

Al Smith
01-24-2009, 12:10 PM
Kathren Bach is a typical Ohio bred lady .Skinny minnie when she was younger but it caught her later in life .No big deal just more to love ,happens to the best of them .:)

Come to think of it though I don't think I'm Gods' gift to women any more myself or my mirror is lying to me .:lol:

Skwerl
01-24-2009, 12:18 PM
Al, why derail this wonderful thread about a beautiful young woman by insisting on repeatedly posting about a different woman who got fat? We got it the first time, no need to continue the derail. :cry:

http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/0e/39/da9e_12.JPG
http://i3.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/0e/39/c4aa_12.JPG

Al Smith
01-24-2009, 12:24 PM
Pardon me for living ,grumpy .

Blinky
01-24-2009, 12:34 PM
I'd just a s soon remember my beloved Daisy the way she was.

Al Smith
01-24-2009, 12:53 PM
Yep ,me too but this young lady is rather pleasing to the eye. One cannot deny that fact .

NeTree
01-24-2009, 01:00 PM
So.... what's that gotta do with fat chicks?

Al Smith
01-24-2009, 01:12 PM
Now there you go ,derailing a thread again. Stand in the corner :(

NeTree
01-24-2009, 01:14 PM
Ladies first.

;)

Al Smith
01-24-2009, 01:18 PM
Skinny or plump .:?

NeTree
01-24-2009, 01:27 PM
Skinny, of course!

Frans
01-24-2009, 03:48 PM
I bet that girl has sweaty feet from standing around in the sun taking pictures on that car









fwiw :)

woodworkingboy
01-24-2009, 06:56 PM
Yummy....:D

Frans
01-25-2009, 10:36 AM
Yummy....:D

sweaty toes get you going? :P

Al Smith
01-25-2009, 11:23 AM
Well I imagine toes are not the only thing that is sweaty .

I suppose though that the photograper must have a plastic bag to catch his tongue from dropping in the dirt while taking those photes .Talk about a stressfull job ,wow .:lol: