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sotc
11-05-2008, 08:59 AM
i saw newfies "3 ninjas tree service" in a thread and thought of how we used to joke about names like "spur that puppy tree service". a climber friend of mine is from ireland and is a great removal guy, i used to tease him about starting the "irish hooker tree service":lol: almost started my own service with a buddy before i knew more than sprus and a flip line:|: and we joked about calling ourselves "rip and tear tree care" im sure you all have some funny ones.

CurSedVoyce
11-05-2008, 09:08 AM
Blow and Go Tree Toppers and Droppers.... LOL
Oh wait.... They have one name for them... Asplunde
Sorry

Skwerl
11-05-2008, 09:11 AM
The standing joke around here is 'Ladder High tree service' (or whatever can be reached with a power pruner). :lol:

CurSedVoyce
11-05-2008, 09:15 AM
Good one Brian.. LOL

CurSedVoyce
11-05-2008, 09:16 AM
Beer Thirty Bucking Co.
I am sure you have one near you.

Stumper
11-05-2008, 09:33 AM
We hgave a new one here "A B M Tree Service". The same day I first saw them I noted that they do indeed do crappy work.

CurSedVoyce
11-05-2008, 09:40 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

NeTree
11-05-2008, 10:22 AM
Just got back from quoting a pruning here in town. It seems the "other" guy in town went through about four years ago, spiked everything, left 6" limbs with three leaves, and of course... they all died.

Doesn't have a funny name, though... but from what the customer told me, he should be "PWI Tree Service", since he'd spike up a tree, do his thing, then come down for a beer- repeat.

Burnham
11-05-2008, 11:01 AM
Years ago when I was still doing alot of reforestation work as a seasonal FS employee, a couple of us talked about quiting and starting a contracting company to do refor work for the Forest Circus.

The proposed name?

Refor Madness.

8)

gf beranek
11-05-2008, 02:28 PM
"Slam and Jam", and "Hack and Wack"

MasterBlaster
11-05-2008, 03:10 PM
"Mr. Green Jeans."

That's a legitimate company here.

pete mctree
11-05-2008, 03:41 PM
There is a local company called "abaddon tree services"

Abaddon being the fallen angel Michael - the angel of deatruction. Plus he is a bad un :lol:

TheTreeWiseMen
11-05-2008, 04:04 PM
We have the 'Three Amigos' garden sevice. Friggin hysterical they are....... always 3 grinning Mexicans in their tiny little pink and purple truck. In the Summer all three of 'em wear sombreros......looks funny as when they're coming down the road towards you.

No_Bivy
11-05-2008, 04:37 PM
Trees for Less

No_Bivy
11-05-2008, 04:39 PM
or.........

top hopper
11-05-2008, 04:41 PM
"Fair weather Arborists"

NeTree
11-05-2008, 05:10 PM
Holy christ...
I've seen some hacks, but those two take the prize for sure.

woodworkingboy
11-05-2008, 06:20 PM
Manufacturing outfit near me called Crapo.

sotc
11-05-2008, 06:39 PM
my old boss calls some guys "do whak-a-doers" i say it to now:D

Awsomeclimber
11-05-2008, 06:51 PM
Sorta still on topic...


Mabey you all could do me a favor?? open your phone books under lawn mowing and find the funny names in there..

I am looking for a name to use for our mowing section.. All Things TURF but we dont sell grass:D

I saw some great names now im paying attention..

" Lawn and Order" (with the same style font,,lol..) and another was "the Lawn Ranger" with the Zoro type look to it

I used to think hair dressers had the best names, mabey i could pinch something from a small biz overseas?

Back on topic, All Things Trees, really turned out to be a great name for my tree side, the bucket gets All Things Tall...

We are into fencing aswell now but im not real happy with "All Things Tight"..lol..

MasterBlaster
11-05-2008, 06:52 PM
How about "The Lawn Ranger?"

No_Bivy
11-05-2008, 07:14 PM
hey that dude works around here

sotc
11-05-2008, 07:36 PM
we have the yakee clipper here

Mr. Sir
11-05-2008, 07:46 PM
There are a few notables in this area;

Two Dogs Tree Service :?

Tarzan's

Danglin' Dan

Two Men and a Chainsaw

Tree Solutions by Jimi Hendrix :big-guitar: (One could have a blast doing his advertising campaign) :lol:

Jaws

Will Cut Tree Service

The Tree Feller

NeTree
11-05-2008, 08:11 PM
Up a little north of me is "George of the Jungle".

Newfie
11-05-2008, 08:57 PM
Up a little north of me is "George of the Jungle".

That dude is a tard. He bid 8 pine trees, crane removal for $800. The crane cost him $1200.:?

Newfie
11-05-2008, 08:59 PM
Sorta still on topic...


Mabey you all could do me a favor?? open your phone books under lawn mowing and find the funny names in there..

I am looking for a name to use for our mowing section.. All Things TURF but we dont sell grass:D

I saw some great names now im paying attention..

" Lawn and Order" (with the same style font,,lol..) and another was "the Lawn Ranger" with the Zoro type look to it

I used to think hair dressers had the best names, mabey i could pinch something from a small biz overseas?

Back on topic, All Things Trees, really turned out to be a great name for my tree side, the bucket gets All Things Tall...

We are into fencing aswell now but im not real happy with "All Things
Tight"..lol..

There was aguy around the corner from me,"all things dirt". He sucked with a half life and is now out of business.

top hopper
11-05-2008, 10:25 PM
Sorta still on topic...


Mabey you all could do me a favor?? open your phone books under lawn mowing and find the funny names in there..

I am looking for a name to use for our mowing section.. All Things TURF but we dont sell grass:D

I saw some great names now im paying attention..

" Lawn and Order" (with the same style font,,lol..) and another was "the Lawn Ranger" with the Zoro type look to it

I used to think hair dressers had the best names, mabey i could pinch something from a small biz overseas?

Back on topic, All Things Trees, really turned out to be a great name for my tree side, the bucket gets All Things Tall...

We are into fencing aswell now but im not real happy with "All Things Tight"..lol..

We have a "The Lawn Ranger' too,

also,

"A Touch of Grass"

"The coup de grass"

Wagnaw
11-05-2008, 10:29 PM
The guy I bought my chipper from was, "Rich Lee and One Two Tree"

squisher
11-05-2008, 10:34 PM
We have the 'Timber Terminator'

And 'Stumped Tree Service, your solution to a growing problem'.

Also cracks me up is 'That treeguy'

Awsomeclimber
11-05-2008, 10:34 PM
I like the "Touch Of Grass"..

What else is in your phone books??

My mate Rex has a small excervator and calls himself "Rexcervations" that catchy..

JohnB
11-05-2008, 10:35 PM
the Treeminator

squisher
11-05-2008, 10:37 PM
There's a lawn spray company here called 'The Weed Man'.

Grasshoppers is a local mowing company.

Stumper
11-05-2008, 10:45 PM
Derek, I'm sure you could go far with a catchy name like "All American Steve."
:lol:

NeTree
11-05-2008, 10:57 PM
LMAO...

Used to be a company out of Winchester (near Boston) called "All-American Climbers".

Awsomeclimber
11-05-2008, 10:59 PM
Thanks Justin, but i was trying to get work, lol...

Grasshoppers is in the lead!

squisher
11-05-2008, 11:09 PM
Oh yah!!! What am I gonna win? Come mow my lawn for free?:lol:

Stumper
11-05-2008, 11:11 PM
"Voracious Grazers LLC"

Awsomeclimber
11-05-2008, 11:30 PM
Oh yah!!! What am I gonna win? Come mow my lawn for free?:lol:

No but I could send you a recipe for a homemade Glysofate that is "slow grow" its still green but slows the growth rate down to next to nuthing :D

Have all ya weekends back!!! :/:

sotc
11-06-2008, 12:12 AM
few local ones here. "the village arborist" "upper limb-it" we had "one two tree" for a year here

brendonv
11-06-2008, 06:25 AM
Tree Monsters

Outa Here Tree Removal

Stumper
11-06-2008, 08:57 AM
Derek, I finally dug out the directory. We too have a Lawn Ranger, Also Lawn Jockeys. Most of the other names are just boring.... Except for Lesbo Lawn Care (but that one ain't in the book I just know who they are.)

Burnham
11-06-2008, 09:02 AM
Derek, how about "All Things Mowed"?
:D

Bounce
11-06-2008, 03:38 PM
These are all real names from folks I've talked to at Wesspur (hope none of them are reading this now!)-

Tree's Company (my favorite)
Stoner's Tree Service (the guys last name is Stoner - really)
They Might Be Monkeys! Tree Service (their punctuation, not mine)
Fire in the Hole Tree Service
Flop & Chop Tree Service
Low Bid Tree Service (they aren't around anymore - big surprise!)

PLEASE do not do any of these -
Out on a Limb Tree Service
Limbwalker Tree Service
A Cut Above Tree Service

Bounce
11-06-2008, 03:40 PM
Acute Cut Lawn Service

Newfie
11-06-2008, 04:42 PM
We have some tool around here that calls himself "Mow Pro". With the ridiculous amount of vinyl deco on the truck and trailer, I have to wonder if it isn't some sort of national franchise.

OTGBOSTON
11-06-2008, 08:03 PM
Stoner's Tree Service (the guys last name is Stoner - really)


I used to work with a guy who started a co with that name......He's still a good friend, and it's still a funny t-shirt.

squisher
11-06-2008, 08:05 PM
Ok funny names in general, a buddy of mine has a excavating company called Lowe's Hoes. I laugh everytime I see one of his trucks.

Altissimus
11-06-2008, 08:42 PM
How about "Mexicans Are Us" .... obviously no citizens , insurance , or expertise...

cory
11-06-2008, 08:50 PM
"Gorilla Tree Removal":|:

top hopper
11-06-2008, 08:53 PM
I have a buddy who's company was called "The other guy treecare"

sotc
11-06-2008, 09:39 PM
i heard of a funny one "tanager tree service" :lol:

MasterBlaster
11-06-2008, 09:43 PM
I heard the owner was a biker.

Stumper
11-06-2008, 11:55 PM
I heard the owner likes to bicker.

Fixed.:D

Stumper
11-07-2008, 12:02 AM
Locally we have "Stoner's Rock Block" Ray Stoner of Homeland Enterprises - a landscape and lawnmowing service bought a city block and loaded it with landscaping rock for his wife to peddle. He competes (sort of) with another out fit whose name I forget but their slogan is "Our Business is Rockin'".

thattreeguy
11-07-2008, 12:56 AM
We have the 'Timber Terminator'

And 'Stumped Tree Service, your solution to a growing problem'.

Also cracks me up is 'That treeguy'

cool....someone likes my name, i feel like steve martin in the jerk, look i'm somebody i'm in the phone book:D
i came up with that one all by myself too..now there are a few variations of the name out there, different services

squisher
11-07-2008, 05:56 PM
Lol, sorry bout that man. But it does crack me up, must run no signage or else never work the guy in my town, and his newspaper ad is cheesy.

Awsomeclimber
11-07-2008, 06:16 PM
Awesome collection of names there lads, thanks again..

All Things Mowed, sorta sums it up but not as clever as Lawn and Order. It does comes up first in so many things in advertising, like All Things Trees does.

We are having a car giveaway in the town, all the sponsers names, 50 of us, are everywhere and mine on top.. People only scan the first five i recon, so "A" will allways work well..

Paul B
11-07-2008, 06:54 PM
Luscious Lawns, Jims Mowing, Weed Man... nothing spectacular around here that I have seen.

How about 'derek's derelicts'?
:P

squisher
11-07-2008, 06:56 PM
Weed man must be a franchise or something cause the same name is running around up here bright yellow and green truck?

gf beranek
11-07-2008, 06:59 PM
"Ker plunk" septic service in Marin. Seen that on 101 coming back from the VA hospital. Crack me up.

Dave Shepard
11-07-2008, 07:22 PM
A friend of mine from high school goes by "Another beautiful cut" lawn service. He is into it hardcore, anything you want to do to grass, he'll do it. Probably give it a massage or set up a podium and give it a motivational speech. Impeccable presentation, equipment, and service.

Old Monkey
11-08-2008, 09:56 AM
i heard of a funny one "tanager tree service" :lol:

You're not that far away Willie that I can't come pay you a visit smart guy.

sotc
11-08-2008, 10:08 AM
havent seen you out this way for over a year, aint scared:D

robdog
11-08-2008, 03:02 PM
gave that to one guys up in big bear one day when he dropped a 145' pondo on a guys house.........he was standing 30' up when he did it with no tie in...just standing on a 1 ' dia limb...... hack n slash...... run for cover

TC3
11-10-2008, 09:17 AM
Not really funny per se, but "BUDGET" tree irks me.
The whole, "Will do it for el cheap-o" drives my prices (& everyone else's) into the ground. Grrr.
I'm considering Tree Chic.
Drop the 'K' in my online persona (Tree Chick) & voila !!! Not bad for an ornamental pruning rock star, ey ? LMAO
Tree Chopper Downers is what I call the hacks around here. Bummer is, they seem to have a sustainable biz ?
:evil: :what: